Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Add People Magazine to the list.
The enemies list that is. How the hell did Rachel Maddow and her frumpy girlfriend get a piece in People magazine? Why didn't they want to do an article on The Ego instead? Keith Olbermann's Ego after all gets better ratings that Maddow. And who owns MSNBC I ask you? And The Ego has had a super-skinny, much younger girlfriend than Rachel managed to snag. Obviously People Magazine does not get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.
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Maybe they could run an article on you now that you're single again putting the word out that you're Available. Pretend to be heart-broken over she-who-shall-not-be-named and you'll have potential dates eating out of your hand.
All the anchors at MSNBC, even the gay anchor, have stable relationships with spouses and significant others--except for you, Keefie!
You've always had to purchase yours.
That wounds Marinara.
But come on, Rachel is obviously a chubby chaser. The Ego could do much better than Rachel has managd to.
Keith honey-
With all due respect, at this point, any girl involved with you would be a chubby chaser.
Chubby Chaser? Whatever could you be speaking of. The Ego is a fine figure of a man, more to love and worship. Besides, everyone knows that weight doesn't matter on a man.
And at least The Ego's girlfriend won't be 20 years older than he is (that's just sick) like Rachel's mother--I mean girlfriend. No, The Ego has an age limit for his gf's: no one over the age of 25 need apply.
There must have been opportunities for the Ego to hook up when you were spending all of that time at the hospital. There must have been some nurses in your desired age range. And think of what People could have done with that! "Out of tragedy...love!" People eats that stuff up.
Ugh! I don't think I want to read a story of how his father was on his death bed and Keith was screwing one of the nurses.
Also it's lame how Keith went on his show to say he's single. He obviously uses his program to troll for women. What's worse is there are fans out there who would gladly hop into the sack with him. Nice plan, but surely he sees how his fan base is getting older with him, so those hot, young things he likes so much are getting harder to come by. Plus, what normal twenty-year-old is going to want to date an aging TV personality?? Maybe if he worked out and got super-ripped!
Of course The Ego was trolling via Countdown. What's the point of having your own network show if not to cruise for hot, young, willing chicks? And wrong you are on them not wanting to hop in the sack with The Ego. As long as the Ego has fame and money, no matter how old he gets, or what he looks like, he'll always be guaranteed hot tail, that's the way it works, as it should be.
It's all in the spin, Anon. There are stories like that in People all the time. Gross or beautiful depends on how you interpret the spin.
And watch those fan-girls, Ego. I don't think I have to remind you about last time.
The Ego is now soliciting applications from all fan girls on his new Twitter page, just so long as they are young, cute, horny, and willing.
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