Tuesday, April 13, 2010
For all the many women who love Keith Olbermann
especially those that Keith Olbermann's Ego might also love (or you know, whatever) in the past/present/future. Yeah, I'm talking to you Katy, and you Donna, and you Misha, Kellie, Janx, and my favorite black kitty-kat, Jean, Shannyn, Cynthia, and Rachel (No, not that Rachel). And any other woman with a spectacular rack whose name begins with A-Z that the Ego might have overlooked and will friend in the future. Let the games begin. Today is Opening Day at Yankee Stadium. And there is nothing the Ego loves more than ball season, (which if you're the Ego is every season if you catch my drift). Let the Games begin! The Ego is a free man once again and what he loves most of all is his freedom. And you know, hot chicks.
And yes, even you, Martha Stewart. You look pretty good still for a super old broad.
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I guess the strategy of posting a hot picture of an attractive girl (not necessarily THEM mind you) is paying off for a select few. Wonder if they'll get "lucky" with KO?
He really isn't nearly so smart as he seems to think he is. Isn't he pretty much confirming that he considers his fans fair game in his romantic conquests? That's basically what Katy was after all (although we have to add in the additional creep factor that he knew and once worked with her parents when she was just a child--ick).
Katy's at the ball game with him. I suspect it isn't really over. They're just being more discreet.
That's what I said, LK. We should all join up with a hot pic of some random female, and sign up to follow him.
Does Mary Carey twitter?
Gotta agree with my fellow Anonymous here. Before all we had was questionable rumors about email to follow, but now it's all out there in public for any tweeter to see. I mean, we all knew The Ego had an ego, but my God, here's the proof. I mean, Janx...an exhibitionist or what?? And the black-cat one who jumped up and down screaming on her blog because KO is following her?
Watching them all dance attendance on him and beg for his attention is downright embarrassing. It's like an open contest.
I'm inclined to believe now that it's over with Katy (a little tweet told us they were not sitting together at the ballgame), but he really doesn't care, because now he realizes she wasn't his last chance at happiness by a long shot. There's a whole world of young, really young chyx out there who think he's hot stuff. Why not enjoy it? So what if it means postponing the marriage and babies thing. He's not done playing the field yet, and Twitter is the ultimate field.
I do wonder if he is still helping support Katy in the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed, though. I doubt she could afford nice digs in Manhattan on her Weather Channel salary alone.
You assume that the Ego *wants* to get married and have kids. Let me educate you dear anonymous, The Ego learned a long time ago what lines reel women in as well as which lines to use to feed to anyone interviewing him for the public's consumption. What's amusing is watching just how earnestly some of these more, how shall we say, deluded, individuals actually *believe* the Ego truly wants what he says he does. The truth is, he doesn't. If he did he would have done something to remedy the situation a long time ago. The Ego is having fun being who and what he is and has always been. Now it's just on display for the world to see. Extra bonus points for the lengths some will go to in order to get a little of the Ego's greatness how shall we say, rubbed off on them?
Here's the 411 on Twitter for those of you who don't know (and absolutely explains why he's following these chicks--like we didn't already know).
If you follow someone on Twitter and they follow you too, you can send "Direct Messages" to them. These messages are private and can only be seen by the person you send the message to. But you have to follow each other.
But a lot of people don't understand how to use DM's and instead use the @Name function to send a message, which makes the message public and it can be seen by everyone who has access to your page.
Take a good look at at least one of those pages the Ego linked to, he's totally sending private messages to at least one of those women but she's been using the public @Name function to send replies back. Either that or she's delusional b/c her tweets read as if she is totally carrying on a convo with him although we can't see where he is with her.
He learned how to use those DMs quickly apparently. Unfortunately for him and delightfully for us we can at least see one side of the convos. He doesn't pick the brightest ones does he?
That's the beauty of dumb women sayeth Keith Olbermann's Ego. Thankfully most beautiful ones are dumb so it all works well for the Ego.
First, to the Ego: Hang on a sec. You're assuming I'm assuming that when The Ego says he want to get married and have kids, that he is being honest with himself. I've long suspected he's not being completely honest with himself, 'cuz if he was, he'd probably have found some decent woman around the same time his buds did, married her and had a family. And today he'd be a typical middle-aged fellow joking about his wife and kids, while at the same time making no move for a change, because he'd be smart enough to value what he had. Instead, here he is at 51, kinda like that guy in the movie The Wedding Singer who wore that Michael Jackson jacket to all the bars when he hit on girls and thought he was a huge playa and made Adam Sandler's character realize that someday that could be him unless he professed his love for Drew Barrymore's character right away. I think this tells us a great deal. If The Ego isn't trying to avoid marriage and kids actively, he sure is doing it passively. As in "I say that's what I want, but I do the exact opposite of what will get me there--chasing young chyx who have no intention of settling down. Draw your own conclusions."
Now, as for Just call me Anon...I know which one of The Ego's many fans you're referring to, because I noticed her one-sided conversations with The Ego too, but I just assumed she was kinda imagining that she's conversing with him. Like it's all in her head. Like she's not just too dumb to know about RT, she's too dumb to know that she's tweeting and he's not answering. Like, she knows he's following so she's letting him know when she's going to the store and to the kitchen and to bed and all that, but is he paying attention? Who knows?
So, is she delusional, or is it real? Only Twitter knows for sure.
But I have a kinder, more generous view of all this than most of you probably do. I think it's just kind of sad that a guy who has so much going for him in every other way is, when it comes to women, like that guy in The Wedding Singer, still trying to pick up young chippies with his really kewl MJ jacket. Obviously this is one part of his life in which The Ego has yet to grow up.
The Ego-Twit (to differentiate This Ego from *that* Ego) no longer follows the obsessive one. That's not to say that the Ego-Twit won't still maintain how shall we say contact with her?
And this Ego thinks the Anonymous One is being way too kind to the Ego-Twit. Of course it's all PR. The Ego knows exactly what he wants. He just also happens to know what plays well for PR purposes (can't have anyone thinking he's gay after all). Furthermore, you have no idea how that whole wife-family bullshit works on the chickies. You may think it's sad and pathetic that The Ego still chases girls young enough to be his daughters but what you don't understand is that a man of the Ego-Twit's immense status, wealth and yes, Ego, CAN date a chick like that. Why would the Ego settle for someone his-perish the though-his own age? Do you have any idea how old and crinkly women the Ego's age are? They don't even have estrogen they're so old. Trophy-chicks for the Ego all the way. Why? Because he can.
Careful Ego you're getting almost as arrogant as the Ego-Twit.
And it looks like he continues to add new female friends every day.
Mr. Ego, dear sir...you seem to think I was born yesterday. I was not (which is why you would never want me around but that's another story). I am well aware of how the wife-family bullshit works on the chickies. However, it would actually run the risk of scaring away some of the very young ones you go after. And of course, I am well aware that The Ego thinks of women his own age as too old and crinkly to bother with and wants to go after younger women just because he can.
What The Ego fails to realize, however, is how after a while it no longer adds to his studly status (as he thinks it does) but just starts to become pathetic. Oh no, not now while they're all still jumping up and down to be chosen, but after he gets so old that even his money doesn't attract 'em anymore. They can't all be Anna Nicoles.
One more question, though: how come so many of the chyx The Ego is choosing to follow are married? Even that 100% slutty skank-biscuit Janx?
LK - not just female friends. I notice that he follows Ian McKellan.
I really have to wonder about & feel sorry for these girls & especially Katy. There can't possibly be a job worth what she had to do. And although he claims she did it on her own... the day she works for Fox or ESPN -- places hostile to KO -- I believe she did it all on her own.
Like married women don't cheat?
And Anon may call it pathetic but 99.9% population is cheering me on as I play with the all the pretty chicks who want the Ego so bad.
Married women are "safe". No danger of getting TOO involved by either party. He's really ticking off the fangirls, though, by answering hecklers. And how did you find out marital status, Anon? Particularly of "Skanx"?
The Ego-Twit's favorite twitter babe du jour: http://twitter.com/MaS_BeLLa
You get a single guess as to why The Ego-Twit just loves her home page on Twitter.
The marital status of some of these skeeves is easily discernible from their tweets or, in the case of the one who was thrilling over being followed by The Ego on her blog, from her blog.
Janx, aka "Skanx" (good one!), is married, but she also claims to be bisexual and her tweets, every other of which is about innie-outie, project an "I'll fuck anything that moves and several things that don't" persona.
As for MaS_BeLLa, she looks like Bill Maher's kinda gal, but I wouldn't've taken her for the Ego's. Color me surprised.
But aside from that, he's also following several perfectly normal, un-skeevy-looking females. So long as they're in their early 20's.
Sammy? Was that the name of Adam Sandler's friend in The Wedding Singer? Really. I am soooo reminded.
It really is embarrassing, whether he sees it or not. And you'd think a guy with so many enemies would know better than to do something so embarrassing in public.
It's going to be really ironic if he ends up following down the same path as so many other male celebrities he's joyfully ridiculed over their inability to control Mr. Happy.
I would have though the fangirls would have been more ticked off by his replies to the skanks, not to the hecklers.
KO is a shining example of what happens when you push your child through school as fast as possible without considering emotional growth and maturity. Judging from his "I know you are but what am I?" responses to hecklers, attitude towards women, etc., I'm not sure he ever matured beyond 11 or 12 years old.
The Ego's Mr. Happy has already enjoyed a certain degree of infamy in a little episode we like to refer to as "karmic retribution".
I never really believed that story before but I've come to the realization this week after watching him tweet and flirt away with these teeny-boppers that it was more than likely true.
Thank you, Anon. Honestly, I read "Skanx"'s home page and almost threw up.
For sheer hatred and vitrol, though, (and he's blocked her now, but she's harassing Katy), try @Lucky_won. Sounds like a jilted ex.
He's really insincere and I think his female fans know it. The ones who flirt with him don't care if he tells them he wants to get married and have kids because they know it's a game and they are having their fun, too. If he is really looking for his Drew Barrymore among this group, he's really delusional. If she's there, she is not going to take him seriously, unless she's severely brain damaged or incredibly naive.
I'm just waiting for him to run out of female fans to sleep with, insult, or some combination of the two.
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