Keith Olbermann's Ego really really really likes Donald Trump. Or at least buying apartments in Trump's buildings. First it was the ultra-luxurious Trump Palace condo with the wrap-around balconies and the fabulous views that The Ego shelled out for in 2007. Now the Ego has decided to buy a smaller place in the same building. Because the Ego needs a lot of room to stash his extra lady friends his baseball collection. Or something. And the Ego even got a deal on the place.
Hey Dave--Keith Olbermann's Ego has your back on this whole Palin mess. Boycot you? Never. Let's just imagine for a moment what a Palin vice-presidency would have been like shall we?
It's a slow news cycle for The Ego. It's the summer. What do you expect? So The Ego would like to take this opportunity to remind you to get yourselves over to the Baseball Nerd and vote each and every post of Keith Olbermann's Ego as highly as possible in an attempt to show your utter love and devotion to The Ego. But hey, I'm throwing in a bonus pic of The Ego so what are you complaining about? Now get busy and go spread love and cheer and all that good stuff about The Ego out there on the internets.
Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!
