Thursday, December 18, 2008

Keith Olbermann NOT marriage material?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is very pleased to read today that journalists are considered to be amongst the least "eligible" in the marriage market.
It really does pay to be a doctor, with an international survey showing the medical profession is the most trusted, among the most admired and includes the most eligible marriage partners. By contrast, actors and musicians, along with journalists and advertisers, were among professionals that people trusted the least, and were also least likely to choose a partner from, according to a survey by Synovate, the market research arm of Aegis Group plc.

Whew. Thank God for surveys like this. It gets The Ego off the hook for having to marry ole' Katy (and she is getting older by the minute). And I've got double the excuse now too since Katy is employed as a journalist too, this survey proves that we are both miserable marriage material. (And trust The Ego, if I did get married I would be miserable). So now I can spend all that money I'd have to spend waste on an engagement ring on what I really want to spend it on anyway: baseball cards. A man has to have priorities right?


ROFLMAO said...

But Ko's not a journalist. At least not since he became Mr. Opinion. And from what I've seen of her reporting, Katy is in no danger of being considered a journalist either. So I think KO needs to cough up a ring and marry this girl.

BTW who is that guy she looks so darn happy with? It sure ain't KO.

Anonymous said...

I can see what her two biggest qualifications were to be a reporter.

LK said...

If he were going to marry her he would have done it by now. Cow-milk and all of that.

flowergirl said...

I believe that guy that she's so darn happy with is the guy she cheated on her boyfriend with.
You know? The boyfriend she dumped so she could be with Keith?
The boyfriend who wasn't making enough money to suit her every want?

Yeah, she's a real piece...of work.

marinara said...

If he wants kids, he'd better hurry up and marry and get her to producin'!

LK said...

Somehow I don't think it's Katy's highest ambition to be KO's brood mare.

ROFLMAO said...

I bet it's very hard work being Keith Olbermann's arm candy.