Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Keith Olbermann needs a vacation.


So does his Ego. Both will be taking the next couple of days off. It's very exhausting reading all the wonderful reviews of just how fabulous the genius that is Keith Olbermann was during the Super Bowl coverage.

So fans-now it's time to pull out your extensive library of all things Keith and reminisce. Haters? Go watch Fox News and pick up more talking points you mindless cretins. And Katy "The Girlfriend" Tur? Get on that string bikini, we're headed to the beach.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leave the bikini wearing to Katy, please.

Anonymous said...

Even though I'm female and totally not gay, I'd like to see that. I want to see what the Ego sees.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that he would need to use a magnifying glass to see anything.

Anonymous said...

I was talking about seeing what Katy looks like in a bikini, not Keith. Blech!

Anonymous said...

Is it true that if you count the rings of fat around Keith's belly that you can figure out how old he is, kinda like a tree?