I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
I missed a big chunk of the pre-game, but did manage to see O's suit jacket buttons about to pop over his big belly. Seriously, dude, get a bigger suit or a better tailor!Dan Patrick looked old, but his voice was smooth as silk. I forgot how good he is.I liked the all the coaches with Cris Collinsworth. The show felt like a conversation, not some dopey yelling fest. Great game, great show!
What gets me is how much younger Cris Colinsworth looks compared to Keith. They're the same age, same exact birthday. And why can't someone who has so much money dress better? Why doesn't someone from the network make him go and buy him clothes that actually fit, it does nothing but accent just how fat he is when his clothes are so tight.
Collinsworth is dying his hair, something that the Ego would never do! The Ego would also never think of exercising!Just do like me, LK. Only watch Keith when he's on Countdown, and you won't see anything below the chest.
Keith Olbermann's Ego!I am so honored to be in your presence! I did not know it was even possible for me, the merest of mortal, to be so honored by basking in your (somewhat) warm glow.Could you please put me on your mailing list, so that I might never miss another moment of your greatness?respectfully, email@example.com
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