Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Ego's time clock is ticking

His biological time clock that is.
Children born to older fathers perform less well in intelligence tests during infancy and early childhood, research shows, adding to the body of evidence linking paternal age to neuro-developmental disorders in offspring. Evidence shows older fathers are more likely to produce childhood conditions such as cleft lip and palate, childhood cancers and congenital heart defects, and neuro-psychiatric conditions such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, autism and epilepsy.
Say what? Keith Olbermann's Ego could never, ever in a billion years produce anything but a perfect child. Why? Because the Ego is Perfect, duh. Anyway, according to this article, The Ego needs to go ahead and produce issue. Why won't Katy marry The Ego and make an honest man of him and carry on the greatness that is inevitable from Olbermann-offspring? I'm sure if she won't other women are very eager to raise a super-species with Keith Olbermann. The line forms behind Katy gals.


marinara said...

I heard about this, and this is not good news, Keith. You may have waited too long to have kids.

Unless you saved some frozen sperm from when you were much younger, you ought not to attempt having children.

Anonymous said...

Honestly I don't think the world is ready for Olbermann-offspring if they would be anything like KO.