MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was reportedly handing out autographed baseball cards of himself at a recent Yanks-Reds spring training game. Stats on the back identified the former ESPN anchor as a "lefty slugger." I'm not sure what I'm most surprised about - that he has his own cards, or that he has the guts to sign them and hand them out to fans with a straight face. I don't even carry business cards with me because I find them pretentious. And yet, in an odd way, I'm sort of envious of people who have that kind of swagger. Do you think you could pull that off?
No sir, you have it wrong. Keith Olbermann IS important. And no you couldn't pull it off because you don't have The Ego's Ego.