Saturday, March 14, 2009

Newsflash: Keith Olbermann IS Important

The poor print news types. Newspapers are drying up and dying and all they can do is hate on the successful media types like Keith Olbermann's Ego who pull down $7.5 mil a year. Haters. Take a look at this asshole who is calling Keith Olbermann "self-important".
MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was reportedly handing out autographed baseball cards of himself at a recent Yanks-Reds spring training game. Stats on the back identified the former ESPN anchor as a "lefty slugger." I'm not sure what I'm most surprised about - that he has his own cards, or that he has the guts to sign them and hand them out to fans with a straight face. I don't even carry business cards with me because I find them pretentious. And yet, in an odd way, I'm sort of envious of people who have that kind of swagger. Do you think you could pull that off?

No sir, you have it wrong. Keith Olbermann IS important. And no you couldn't pull it off because you don't have The Ego's Ego.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

so surrounded by real baseball stars Olbermann is handing out his own "baseball card"? What a fucking loser.

marinara said...

Well, Keith, since you tried to refute what NY Post's Page Six said about you, now we know it was true.

Really, you've got to learn to ignore these things. As soon as you try to rebut them, we know you're lying!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Of course Page Six was lying about The Ego. Anyone who says anything negative about Keith Olbermann has an agenda. Just like those jerks at TV Newser. They're secretly operating on behalf of Rupert Murdoch. Anyone who says anything negative about The Ego is an agent of Murdoch's.

LK said...

I may be losing it but I swear I read somewhere years ago that was what he used for his business cards-his baseball card with his contact info on the back. So now he's claiming he doesn't? Is anything this guy says actually true?