What? You expect The Ego to post during Spring Training?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is busy with very important matters dammit. Spring Training, need The Ego say more?

Except the Ego does want to do a shout-out to Meghan McCain for bitch-slapping Ann Coulter. Couldn't happen to a nicer person. Note to Self: This Meghan McCain is kinda hot. Sure she's a little on the plus-size but with exercise and diet I'm sure she can take that weight off for Keith Olbermann's Ego. And she was whining last week she can't get any. Sure she and Katy are the same age but Meghan looks younger. And Katy is getting to be very boring. And Meghan is loaded. It would be very nice to not have to support the arm-candy: more money left over to spend on baseball cards. Plus there would be a private jet to fly down to spring-training in. She's kinda easy on the eye. There is that icky mother though-she looks like the crypt-keeper with hair extensions. And her father is a Republican. The fan base would never be down with me hitting a GOPer twenty-something. On the other hand, they might like the idea of the Ego screwing a Republican instead of a Republican screwing over a liberal for a change. And she's a Republican chick. Everyone knows how kinky those wacky Republicans are. And Meghan has said she likes the "bad boys". What would be badder than bedding down with the fabulousness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? Hee hee hee. And she'd benefit out this situation too: she'd be able to really piss off her parents by taking up with The Ego. You know this could work out very well for everyone. Note to self: Make one of those over-paid staffers of mine hunt this chick down and book her for Countdown the instant I make my triumphant return (you know, after Spring Training--priorities don't you know). We can Coulter-bash together and see where this might lead.