Sad to say, @BrianStelter was an innovative and hardworking blogger. He's in over his head where he is now,And then there's Gawker and Joe Scarborough. They just can't wait to complain about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Scarborough's just a Republican punk. He can't even bring himself to say the Ego's name (and if he does, trust me, my buddy Phil will be taking care of him just like he did Deutsch. And Dan Abrams. And Rita Cosby and.....a bunch of other people whose names escape the Ego's mind at the moment). Now back to the subject the Ego loves to talk about most of all: The Ego. And the Ego-Twit's real pain-in-the-ass for today, and just as some predicted here once the Ego-Twit got a Twitter account, it was bound to happen, discussion of the Ego-Twit's bowel movements. Don't say this blog didn't warn you it was coming. At least this Ego has some discretion where such matters are concerned. That's more that can be said for the real thing.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The New York Times, Danny Deutsch, Colonoscopies and Other Pains in the Ass
So Brian Stelter of the New York Times, Danny Deutsch, and Colonoscopies are the causes of today's pain in the ass for the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. So Deutsch is whining like a bitch about how somehow the Ego was responsible for getting his lousy show yanked. Why does he think that just because he criticized the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego that I would do such a thing? I mean, just because I run own MSNBC doesn't mean I have any power over programming decisions. I mean sure the Ego owns MSNBC but it's my bitch Phil Grifin that takes the blame for the Ego in such matters, as it should be. And Stelter, don't even get me started. Here's what the Ego-Twit had to say about Stelter and this Ego heartedly agrees.
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Someone needs to define for him what TMI means.
He's denying he had any involvement in the whole Deutsch thing of course.
Keith had no involvement in this thing. Keith's Ego did.
Don't forget, Ego, you got rid of Tucker Carlson (thank you!) and put the nix on Rosie O'Donnell. And where's Buchanan been? Oh, that's right. He was going to be on Deutsch's show. Oh well.
I just know you're going to let us know how the butt-cam went on the show. I can't wait!
Correcto Marinara! It's always the fault of someone else, never the fault of The Ego for all the behind-the-scenes dramas that constantly seem to surround him. It has to be someone else's fault right? The Ego is, after all, perfect and beyond reproach.
Details re Buttcam 2010 are of course forthcoming.
The details have been posted. His followers were all sent a photo with "Look what came out of my colon". I won't ruin what the picture was actually of.
I know the Ego is worried about the Ego-Twit at Twitter but I have an even better way to differentiate between the two of them. The Ego is obviously the Ego. The Ego-Twit is now known as the Asshole given his recent blogging re his colon health issues.
Go ahead and ruin it, Greyfawn, it was stupid. He should have put something funny there, like a gerbil.
It has begun. Out of the 1,500 tweets the Ego-Twit claims to get per day, he managed to respond several times to the 20-year-old who has no education & loves older men on how to get a job in broadcasting. I think she figured that one out.... :-)
As Katy Tur's Ego can testify to, the Ego is a giver. He loves nothing more than to assist young women in pursuing their dream of a career as a journalist even if they have absolutely no qualifications for the job whatsoever. You know, just so long as they are young, attractive, and willing to do what it takes to get "a-head" in the business if you know what the Ego means.
Twitter is perfect for him. We all know he's a narcissis and they are obsessed with their own image and adulation. These superficial "relationships" on Twitter are exactly what he wants--adoring flattery without the threat of a real relationship or committment to anything other than getting someone else to worship him and his every thought. And or bowel movement as the case might be.
We have a winner! Two weeks to hook-up! Check out DCDebbie's Twitter feed. She's talking about hooking up with him in DC. http://twitter.com/DCdebbie
Better yet, check out her blog. She's boobalicious. Link on her Twitterfeed.
And not...the brightest bulb on the tree, either.
Young, dumb, and buxom--just the way the Ego likes them.
here's what I think some of them are plotting and it will more than likely work b/c he only answers back to fans that are hot/sexy looking in their photos (of course they could have copied those from elsewhere, not necessarily them)--that he'll hook with one and one will go marching straight to the NY Post or TMZ or any website that hates Olbermann and spill her guts a la some of Tiger Woods' skanks and/or the now infamous Bombshell McGee or whatever the name of that tatooed woman was who broke up Sandra Bulloch's marriage. And if he's that stupid and horny, that's what he deserves to have happen to him. You would have thought he would have learned his lesson with scorned women but no it doesn't look that way does it?
I totally agree with you, The Anon. Between the skanky women and the constant troll arguing, he's losing followers. He gets complaints about being boring.
I love the Ego and his Twit, but to tell the truth, the guy's not too bright either, so you can't expect him to get all lathered up over a hot nuclear physicist type. I mean, he can't even have guests on who challenge him, so there would be no way he would be able to hold a five minute conversation in real life with someone who is as smart as she is superhot.
I'm glad the man loves his Twitter, but it's borderline unhealthy to tweet that much! He needs to put down his I-Phone or whatever and chill out for a few days. See a movie, pick up ladies in person, etc. Where are the man's friends to tell him to cut back?? He needs an intervention!!
Friends? What are those? The Ego-Twit's best friend is his Ego after all, who would need any more friends than that?
and another one--dumbass actually posted on his tweet feed for this one (she lives in NYC) to check her email. Guess The Ego has his Friday night plans all LAID out. http://twitter.com/aleximelvin
He's also e-mailing @aleximelvin who is very young and lives in NYC. Not sure what her boob situation is, though.
As you know, the Ego is all about giving. And if that poor booby deprived young woman needs a boob job, then the Ego is ready to give, give, give--because that's the kinda guy the Ego is.
Oh, things don't look too great for Debbie-Does-DC. She just posted her age. 33 is a little long in tooth for The Ego.
Debbie has now also cut off her tweets. That is, protected her tweets from anyone seeing them.
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