Thursday, April 8, 2010

You May Now Tweet Keith Olbermann


Dear fan girls and potential stalkers. Keith Olbermann's Ego now has a Twitter page. Please feel free to direct message the Ego if you're under the age of 25, very attractive, and ready to rock the Ego's world. Those interested in using The Ego to advance their own career need not bother. And no neo-cons either. Unless, you know, you're really hot and of course, under 25.

22 comments:

LK said...

Of course he needs a new Twitter account, since MSNBC won't let him email fans anymore, how else is he supposed to hook up with his fans now that he's a single man again?

marinara said...

Here's an idea! Let's all join up with some really sexy hot pix of buxom blondes, and see who he responds to!

marinara said...

Oh, shit. I had to go check, because I didn't know if you meant his EGO had one, or KEITH (the real Keith) had one. Didn't he say he couldn't figure out Twitter?

It does appear that little Katy has abandoned her twitter.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or do his tweets not make a damn bit of sense?

Anonymous said...

Wrong you are Marinara. Katy Tur tweeted just today, in Follow Friday where she recommended her followers follow the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Twitter page. And yes she is now being followed by Keith Olbermann's Twitter page as well. Maybe things aren't 100% over between them or they parted as friends?

Anonymous said...

Or, maybe reports of the demise of Keith 'n' Katy are greatly exaggerated by his enemies. Maybe she just pulled away to give him space to deal with his dad's unsavory end-of-life issues, and now that there are no more of those, they both figure she can move back in and they can go back to living the carefree life of two nine-year-olds happily playing house just like before. That is, she figures they can, as long as he doesn't suffer too much angst or sorrow over the deaths of his parents, because, you know, that would be such a downer.

Greyfawn said...

Anon, I strongly suspect that either the breakup was very brief or never really happened at all. I suspect that they were just lying low for a while until his family issues were resolved.
Must be awful, being in a controversial realtionship like that -- especially if your career is just starting up. It would be like being involved with a married person.

Greyfawn said...

And it's not just you. Nobody's tweets make any sense. Probably because you only see one side of a conversation.

Greyfawn said...

And there might be something sparkly in her future -- I notice that he's following a jeweler.

justme said...

He posted some pics taken yesterday afternoon with the World Series trophy, his arm around the ta-tadinous glory that is Katy.

LK said...

uh-oh. He's fighting with the republican retards on his Twitter page. Just ignore them KO.

Greyfawn said...

Yes, saw the photo. I guess it turned out she liked pina coladas... and getting caught in the rain....

Not shocked said...

and sure enough, he's flirting with this person on twitter and she back with him: http://twitter.com/Belladonnamc
And Katy too. Player.

Anon said...

He's also answering fan's questions but he seems to be answering more back to more females than males. Coincidence? Probably not. I think we all know where this led to last time. Does he know the NY Post is probably watching every tweet he makes?

marinara said...

@Not shocked

It's probably a guy.

Not shocked said...

No, it's a woman. And she seems to know him and hung out with him when he was in DC. Probably another hook-up.

Greyfawn said...

With the constant feeding the Ego is now receiving from Twitter, I am imagining to be approaching the size of Jabba the Hutt. "Bring Solo and the Wookiee to me...."

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Jabba the Hut is very tiny in comparison to the largeness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

bunny said...

I have no way of verifying the truth of this, but below purportedly is the (scant) lowdown on the jeweler:

http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/09/keith-olbermann-says-follow-me-we-watch-because-were-paid-to/

Anon said...

Bunny what are you trying to say? I read the comments but I still don't get it. Is he doing the jeweler? I'm confused.

Anon said...

Notice that a lot of those he has chosen to follow are pretty females? And a couple do seem like they know him pretty well. Ex-gf's? Former hook-ups? Potential future one-night stands? Remember KO those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

bunny said...

Anon, I'm not saying or implying or inferring anything about the jeweler. It was all the info I could find. I just presented what I found.