Thursday, September 11, 2008

Jon Stewart Sucks.

According to this, he is the reason that Matthews and I were R-E-A-S-S-I-G-N-E-D. You see, he mocked us. I for one did not appreciate the mockery. But of course, as you all know by now, the actual R-E-A-S-S-I-G-N-M-E-N-T was all my idea. Because Now I can say whatever the hell I want to about anyone, anytime--okay, technically, I was doing that anyway but now it's going to be off-the chain (Katy taught me that phrase. I'm hip aren't I? That's one more justification for keeping her around. It keeps me hip and happening and down-with-the-"in" lingo". Anyway, Jon Stewart mocked me. Prepare to meet your maker Stewart--it's ON!

6 comments:

marinara said...

Better work on your comedy act, Keith. Maybe someday you'll have as much influence as Stewart.

Anonymous said...

When you become the butt of repeated jokes by the liberal-leaning comedians, perhaps it is time Keithy revamps or works on his act a bit more.

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart is a thief! He walked off with one of my expensive Bruno Magli shoes up his butt and NEVER gave it back!

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart is a moron, and really wish his lame ass would get off the air.

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart is the biggest bigot in the USA!!!!

Anonymous said...

john stewart is a mindless nerd. he thinks his witty little ways at looking at things makes him right, but he is so wrong!!!!!