Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Yeah, I'm staying in NYC

Yeah sure everyone is at that stupid RNC in Minnesota. Minnesota? Me in Minnesota? You have to be kidding me. I feel I can do a more effective job covering the RNC if I'm not actually there for it. As you know, the only places I really feel comfortable at are LA and NYC. They are the only ones big enough to hold me, Keith Olbermann's Massive Ego. And while we both know that Hurricane Hanna is going to be a joke it's a great excuse to stay here in NYC and away from the rest of the MSNBC staff. They are all viciously envious of me and they should be. For they are not me, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Massive Ego. I'm still the lead anchor, as it should be. And this way I won't have to come near any of those nasty GOPers.


marinara said...

Heaven forbid someone should throw a pie at you, ruining your lovely hair and suit. That would make me very sad.

Just Saying said...

Go ahead and just admit it Keith Olbermann's Ego: You're a Pussy.