Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Maher? Lay down the bong.



So Bill Maher says we've never met. Bill you really need to lay down the bong because it's starting to impair your memory. Not only have we met, I was on your show in 2000. And we talked about......yeah, you guessed it, both being Cornell grads. Seriously, how could anyone forget meeting the greatness that is Keith Olbermann? Has to be the drug haze surrounding Maher.

5 comments:

marinara said...

Maher was on your show, too, Keith! YOU put down the bong!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

I remember Maher being on my show but the issue at hand is that Maher does not remember me. I am unforgettable.

Anonymous said...

Who could ever forget meeting you Keith? Most people rank it right up there as one of their worst experiences in life. Oh wait, that's only women who sleep with you.

marinara said...

How dare you insult Keith's prowess as a lover! That KarmaBites woman was lying about how lousy he was in bed.

In the end, she couldn't have him, so she stole his tie.

LK said...

Somehow I doubt a guy who is almost 50, grossly obese, with a lot of health issues is setting the world on fire in bed.