Thursday, August 28, 2008

KONBC--I like the sound of that.

Okay so this Flowergil person beats up on me a lot. But I kinda like getting beat up by girls so it's all good. Sometimes she comes up with great ideas. Like this one in which she envisions an all me network. KONBC.
The morning show will be biographies about Keith. The afternoon shows will be MORE biographies about Keith.And Keith will do videos explaining how much everybody wanted to hire him but he turned them down. Then he'll do more videos on how much he contributes to the community in his own "sincere" way. And then they'll show him getting on Kos and talking about how much he knows about nothing. Soon MSNBC will be called KONBC.
KeithTV. Must-see KeithTV. It's perfect. Absolutely perfect.


marinara said...

Hey Keith! Your girlfriend seems to have disappeared from CW11. They've just revamped their web page, though, so maybe they just missed listing her in the lineup. Anyway, if you get your own network, you can give her a job there, and no one would dare say anything.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

She better keep me entertained and amused if she knows what's good for her career. God knows without connections she never would have gotten this far.

Donna said...

The question remains at times how YOU got this far Keith.

Anonymous said...

The sad part is that is probably exactly what he wants MSNBC to turn into.

flowergirl said...

Hehe. Anonymous is probably right.
I use to think Keith should have his own cable station but I didn't think he would try to take over one that's already going.